Vivid and interesting local color: interpret the American 50 states motto

 idaho： more than just potatoes…… well okay， we're not， but the potatoes sure are real good.

illinois： please don't pronounce the "s".

indiana： 2 billion years tidal wave free.

iowa： we do amazing things with corn.

kansas： first of the rectangle states.

kentucky： five million people； fifteen last names.

louisiana： we're not all drunk cajun wackos， but that's our tourism campaign.

delaware： we really do like the chemicals in our water

florida： ask us about our grandkids

georgia： we put the "fun" in fundamentalist extremism

hawaii： haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru （death to mainland scum， but leave your money）

california： by 30， our women have more plastic than your honda

colorado： if you don't ski， don't bother

connecticut： like massachusetts， only the kennedy's don't own it yet

alabama： yes， we have electricity

alaska： 11，623 eskimos can't be wrong！

arizona： but it's a dry heat

arkansas： literacy ain't everything

maine： we're really cold， but we have cheap lobster

maryland： if you can dream it， we can tax it

massachusetts： our taxes are lower than sweden's （for most tax brackets）

michigan： first line of defense from the canadians

minnesota： 10，000 lakes…… and 10，000，000，000，000 mosquitoes

mississippi： come and feel better about your own state

missouri： your federal flood relief tax dollars at work

montana： land of the big sky， the unabomber， right-wing crazies， and very little else

ohio： at least we're not michigan

oklahoma： like the play， only no singing

oregon： spotted owl…… it's what's for dinner

pennsylvania： cook with coal

rhode island： we're not really an island

south carolina： remember the civil war？ we didn't actually surrender

south dakota： closer than north dakota

tennessee： the educashun state